kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

michalcliffo:

fuck-cal:

fucking moron tried to flip his hair and knocked his hat off his head

why do i even like him

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cumleak:

it was thirst at first sight

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

frostychick:

niallar:

am i the only person left on earth that hasn’t seen frozen 

a kingdom of isolation and it looks like ur the queen

habibichic:

*aging comedian voice* iced coffee?? whats next iced chicken??? i remember when i was young now it seems like so long ago no one pays attention to people my age i’m scared of dying soon also i’m a little racist

childservices:

sickomobb:

sucks that einstein was a zionist even though he supported black rights and ghandi was an incestual predator and freak and also racist
so kanye is really just better than both of them

this is known

starrysleeper:

trillow:

remember when the world ended last year

are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours

Nicki Minaj Monster Verse
Nicki Minaj
Monster Verse

walkthelonelyroad:

does my messy hair and the dark circles under my eyes in combination with an oversized shirt and slutty underwear turn you on

"It’s just a band"
people who will never understand